LIttle known fact: during the infamous Outfield Fly ruling, I was doubled over on the floor thinking I was headed to the hospital because I took a bite of a ghost pepper and it was burning a hole through my guts. It was an all around bad day.
Moral of the story: Trust people when they say ghost peppers are too hot for you to eat! And record the game in case of emergency.
I also have a great family, good job in university research, and love the Braves.